telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Just to tell you

A chicanoism that translates in English to "Just to let you know", or "Just so you're aware".

Many Californians and residents of Southwest states will not even recognize this phrase as regional or colloquial, and will in fact believe that it is an English phrase. It is actually from the Chicano language.

See also: "Can I get...", "White cheese," "Barely just," and "Turkey Ham"

A: Just to tell you, we're out of ranch.

B: I don't even like ranch.

A: Okay, okay, I was just to tell you.

by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly

On February 28th you tell an ugly girl that she’s ugly and needs to stop obsessing over herself.

Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl

Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful

Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly

by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023

Telling Riddles

A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.

Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.

by SazzyNerd September 23, 2021