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poopy beaver

Also what happens after having vaginal sex immediately after anal sex.
by ML4L March 11, 2005
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Beaver Tail

When a woman's Super Maxi Pad with Wings creates a visible bulge through their spandex. Often confused with the Tranny Tuck, the Beaver Tail can cause mass confusion when spotted in a public place.
"Dayum, that Beaver Tail is working hard to keep out that flood of blood!" - Anonymous Wal Mart Shopper
by kelstermcgil March 10, 2014
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Sweet Beaver

A term of exclamation, a positive affirmation. Not to be taken as a sexual term because beaver is in the phrase
Used in a conversation:
Dude! I just got front row tickets!
"Sweet Beaver!"
Oh yes, the beaver is definitely sweet.
by T2 ~ Hoodratz.net January 15, 2004
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Back Beaver

The word used to describe hair on a girls lower back (often on Mexican women)
Dude, I went to sneak a peak at that chicks thongage but all I saw was her disgusting and hairy back beaver!
by koolaidman21 July 25, 2008
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Justice Beaver

From the Office:

Dwight: What is a Justice Beaver?
Jim: A crime fighting beaver.
by starstrukkbitch March 17, 2011
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Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."
"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"
by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009
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Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not
1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
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