Tinkerchink

A strikingly effeminate Asian gay man.

Guy 1: Did tinkerchink just flirt with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, he let me know how fabulous he was before he sashayed away!

by BearMike February 26, 2008

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tickergidget

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork

hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night

by booby feeler October 6, 2008

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A multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. A monopoly on par with Carnegie's Standard Oil, TicketRaper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.

See also: ticketbastard, ticketmaster

Ten dollars for a ticket! I'm there. Buy! Okay, eight dollar service fee... twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? I already hit buy! Wait, now it's asking me to bend over--AAAUGH! AUUGH! TICKETRAPER!

by McSnizzSnazz September 21, 2010

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Ticketgami

The act of folding or beding the ticket stub from a trip to the cinema, usually dring the ads / trailers before the start of the movie.

Wow that guy is awesome at ticketgami!

by JBaird1985 October 17, 2011

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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.

Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!

by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012

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