John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
by johhouoonnn June 22, 2010
Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.
He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
by Albert Stein February 06, 2008
It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
by CianD_05 April 21, 2021
by amand-a-saurus rex August 29, 2008
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 November 03, 2015
Err It means the willy going into the vaginal Crease. Ie some retard just cant say I want to have sex
by Barden April 28, 2006