Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."

by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018

thoreau

getting out of society, camping, being in the wilderness

guy 1 - "yo man what's up? how you been?"
guy 2 - "not a lot, sick of this town, gonna go thoreau on this town"

by Petrarca June 15, 2009

Down There

Where you go when you want to eat pussy or suck a dick

Tonight I'm going down there on my woman.

by pablowisdom August 25, 2016

get out there

a game that is mostly played by ignorant people and or people who try to be another race in which one player begins the game with an insult of "get out there nigga" so one must start with rock paper scissors, the winner must begin the game with a gesture of the hand in a direction of either left right up or down and the opponent must not follow through with the gesture, he or she must go any other way to avoid losing, and opponent must counter act with another gesture

DKfresh:"get out there nigga you sleepy bitch"
MENA:"oh donnie k, just got your ass with a one hitter quitter"
Dkfresh: SNAKE!

by whothefuckisusingmynameagain June 28, 2011

S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

Well, there you go

A catch-all answer to any given question or situation. A complete neutral response to any situation. A great verbal tool for anyones arsenal. Phrase is widely used in the south.

"Can you believe that guy?"...."Well, there you go!"

"You are a great dancer"..."Well, there you go!"

by Danzig1031 February 3, 2010

Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004