Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.

Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk

by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010

reginald cloman the third

Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.

I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.

by SwaggyBShawn October 22, 2018

Third Quarter Syndrome

1.) A time shortly after winter break (especially in the middle of third quarter) in which teachers realize they have done nothing productive the past semester and begin to cram to make up for lost time in the curriculum. This is a period of high stress and fatigue as now the victimized students have been slammed with double workload and have more homework and studying to do than ever.
2.) The effects of being under constant pressure and stress from heavy schoolwork. This may be anything from falling asleep in the middle of the hallway because you haven't slept in 36 hours to losing 6 pounds because of not eating, both because you haven't had time to do either.
(Note: the term is merely named for when it is most likely to occur, but can pertain to any period of being overworked and overstressed.)

Example 1
Elle: Uggghhh! I've got third quarter syndrome, and I've got it bad.
Ari: Me too. What are your symptoms?
Elle: Well, I can't use any rare pocket of free time I have on anything but sleep.
Ari: What do you mean?
Elle:....I fell asleep in the middle of Kohl's yesterday.

Example 2
Fenton: Hey bro, you want to hang out this weekend?
Robbie: Dude. You know I have AP classes and it's past winter break. I don't have time, I've got two chapter reviews, two book reports, an essay, and a five minute speech. Worst third quarter syndrome ever!
Fenton: Alright, alright, chill out!
Robbie: *Combusts*

Example 3:
Amanda: Are you taking Ms. Hanson's class this year?
Jamie: Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm starting to work up a case of third quarter syndrome
Amanda: Seriously! We're in the middle of the first semester, but I feel like we're having third quarter daily!

by Quintella September 30, 2011

thug-nasty thirds

Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs

If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.

by trojan44 February 3, 2009

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

by tim March 13, 2005