double third-wheeling

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.

"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn August 6, 2018

reginald cloman the third

Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.

I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.

by SwaggyBShawn October 22, 2018

Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.

Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk

by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010

thug-nasty thirds

Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs

If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.

by trojan44 February 3, 2009

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

by tim March 13, 2005