Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

zach wooten

Better than Nathan

Nathan is awesome. Zach Wooten is the best.

by Ed1786 October 12, 2017

Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.

Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"

by Brendonator June 13, 2018

Pulled a Zach

Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.

Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.

Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.

by MySegmentsAreNonZero November 8, 2023

Zach Diego

This dude is the realest, he gets all the ladies, absolutely the coolest guy you’ll ever meet!

You see that dude, that’s Zach Diego! Absolute fucking pussy master

by RealBoisDontDie May 30, 2018

Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.

When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"

by NatureGirl June 5, 2011

zach bird

it is a person that is athletic mid size and has girls having a pussy boner when he walks in the door . he has a huge cock normally half a ruler by age 12 he is a sexy motha fucka he loves women normally humping some girls with C in their name

zach bird is hot im having a pussy boner wanna suck all the cum outta him right now

by iheartpusst123456789 September 7, 2019