Trap wife

a "wife" by name but also a dude in reality, essentially just a cross dressing man assuming a role of a housewife.

Person A: yo, i heard you just got married!
Person B: yeah i did, i married a trap wife

by trapistan September 12, 2020

Penis Wife

Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

by Liebers December 25, 2008

Man Wife

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.

Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"

by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010

My Wife!

a term often expressed when one is surprised or just being obnoxious.

Coined by talk show host Petros Papadakis

Marty: Dude, that guy is on crack or something...

John: Yeah..he's being really obnoxious

Frank: MY WIFE!

by AkimboSlice December 18, 2009

wife-in-law

The term for other prostitutes in a pimp's stable.

As Woman A and Woman B both worked for the same pimp, Woman A called Woman B her wife-in-law

by support safe harbor laws July 14, 2011

husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

by Anton September 4, 2003

railroad wife

The railroad wife is a lot like a dependapotamus but instead of being associated with the military, this woman will marry a railroader for the great benefits and the money, she will then get knocked up by them right away to try and secure a chunk of his pay and retirement. She will then take him to court for a ridiculous amount of money usually $1000 a kid and say how bad of a father he is.

Did you see all the railroad wife’s get together the other day, almost mistaken them for dependapotamus.

by Terldone January 29, 2020