That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
by Who am I again? September 22, 2008
A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.
by TheRealPoperze April 02, 2017
the drive through
lets go through the visa teddy!!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
by poki porcupine July 27, 2008