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Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids
Teddy is finds Alice mutio peng
by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021
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saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016
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Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019
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Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
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Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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Teddy

Usually has the largest dick in the friend group and can pull any girl out there
That guy is so hot, I bet his name is Teddy
by Jeffy is deaf-y August 21, 2021
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teddy

sexxxxy
like your teddy
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