taint shooter

A man who shoots his Girlfriend(or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out during sex.
just before he came he pulled out and jizz shot at her taint so he was called a taint shooter.
by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008
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Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.
1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint
by tainter July 18, 2015
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Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank
Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.
by GamerTaint February 20, 2021
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taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.
My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022
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Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.
Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.
by yungpad December 16, 2020
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Pony-Taint

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""
Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"
by treemaninmo October 01, 2011
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