Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
by KRoo May 19, 2024
Get the Puddle Sharkmug. A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping
by The master bartender June 28, 2018
Get the Cuddle Puddlemug. by Foxy5 April 3, 2019
Get the tan puddlemug. Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town
by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023
Get the Puddlemug. by THISIARANDOMCHANNEL March 2, 2024
Get the Puddle Cuddlemug. by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021
Get the Cookie Puddlemug. When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
Get the Wisconsin Love Puddlemug.