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oyster magic

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017
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Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.
Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!
by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023
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Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.
For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.
by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025
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Lucky oyster

Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !
I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.
by Sneakywalks May 7, 2020
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The oyster

When you cum into a girls ear and have you or someone else suck it out like a oyster shot
Me and these two girls last night did the oyster?
by SloppyPuss April 18, 2020
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Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.
Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!
by BigPine007 December 10, 2019
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