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Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.
Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!
by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023
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Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008
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Oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025
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Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.
Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.
by Stubacca73 September 22, 2017
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oyster folkstone woodland

Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland
Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean
Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?
by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025
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