Mud kiss

A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.

"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"

by IamRob May 31, 2016

Mud boggin

When you put it in their butt and they shit themselves

I took my girl mud boggin last night.

by Lmao4x July 30, 2016

Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

mud the otter

to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles

"penelope knew Odysseus would mud the otter and return home alive"

by fleshtone December 25, 2003

mud play

mud play is the act of using mud as a lube

Girl: Im want it but im pretty dry
Guy: wanna use the mud?

Girl: so mud play and chill...

by Mudplay X Chill November 12, 2015

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020

Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.

Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.

by Pinesol May 10, 2009