council minge

this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING

by Fake nani May 27, 2021

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