National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

Lawning

When merek is talking about his lawns again.

Hannah: All this rain is so nice!
Merek: yeah my lawns gonna be so nice

Hannah: really Lawning over here.

by hannsbanans May 24, 2021

Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name

P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"

by CharaJayz July 30, 2025

Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco

"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"

by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021

shave the lawn

When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.

Can you go shave the lawn?

by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 5, 2019