Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

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Dump Bump

You go to a public restroom, have a bowel movement, and do a line of Cocaine.

I'm just heading to the bathroom for a dump bump

by Hotrodtikigod December 25, 2016

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grumpy dump

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.

Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.

by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

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Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017

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Dump Dial

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

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comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

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