When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.
I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…
by Ice Meow September 25, 2022
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by Spazmatism December 08, 2022
When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009
by Coop Dupe May 25, 2018
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 26, 2022
A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020