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ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.
That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.
by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018
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Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016
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dome ditch

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")
Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night
by krm3567 December 29, 2007
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ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.
That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.
by B Silent September 22, 2018
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Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.
by SAWFTy July 27, 2019
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road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.
Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.
by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023
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Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.
"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."
by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025
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