Bryan

a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras

Bryan: IM THE MAN

me: ooh okay buddy

by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023

Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023

Bryan

The very obviously incorrect and stupid way of spelling Brian

Look at the loser Bryan over there. Imagine having a "y" in your name.

by RICE BEAR124 August 17, 2023

Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.

Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre

by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021

Bryan

The types of guys who likes to show muscle even though they don’t have it. Bryan is really interested in and good at taking pictures from dick angle!

Wow Bryan with his muscle on Bryan’s Instagram story :)

by Duffyh November 22, 2021

Bryan

Two-timer who definitely should not be trusted. He seems like the perfect man at first, cute, sweet and always there for you. But one small argument can change everything; a large possibility that he will cheat on you. You will also discover that he was only nice to you because he was trying to get into your pants... 100/10 stay away.

He's a Bryan... Better turn the opposite way.

by yUh y33t October 28, 2019

BRYAN

Bryan is a lovely boy the enjoys sports like soccer and baseball. He may have a bad h airline and haircut But beyond the limits he never gives up on any occasion.He is also the ladies man. His teeth might not be straight but other than that he is very nice and smart at math.

Bryan is a hot and smart guy

by Jd vs gsje October 29, 2019