Butt-Vampire

A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."

Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!

by NotABootyVamp July 8, 2010

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

by Pikfrik July 21, 2007

gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

Vampire's BJ

When a women is suspended from the ceiling by her feet while sucking her partner's penis

I heard she will even do a vampire's bj!

by Demin Dan May 17, 2009

Vampire Girl

The reputation title given to the weird girl. Often obtained by her being goth in appearance and having worn fangs to school at least once. Title is often given in middle school and carried into high school.

Man 1: Did you see the goth chick?
Man 2: Oh, you mean Vampire Girl?
Man 1: Her fangs really creep me out.

by VampysFan97 March 23, 2011

Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.

I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.

by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011

Ruby Vampire

The act of sucking the blood from a females vaginal area during her period.

Lindsay was on her period, and the toilet was clogged. So, I gave her the ruby vampire.

by Rapiidz January 10, 2010