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Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!
by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011
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Urinal Cannon

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?
by Sherwinator October 18, 2025
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Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.
John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked
by Karakondzula November 5, 2024
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Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
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Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
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ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...
have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...
by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021
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