Rob: Should we take the bus down there?
Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.
Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.
by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018
Get the uber umbrellamug. by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016
Get the Uber-vatedmug. Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
Get the Uber to Wheatonmug. A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
Get the Uber Jackingmug. by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
Get the Uber bugmug. A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
Get the UBER PIRATEmug. Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
Get the Uber-hellmug.