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uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.
Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.
by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018
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Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .
Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.
by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016
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Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
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Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
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Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.
Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12
by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
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Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
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