The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
Get the Phantom Shittermug. This is a legend about a woman known as the Red Phantom. It is about a witch in Kentucky that could make her soul leave her body and rape her victims in their sleep. Over time the victim becomes obsessed with her human form. They will see her and wonder where they know her from. They become obsessed with the witch. It will eventually drive them mad and they end up killing themselves. It's reported that all the victims were virgins. Alex age 26 was her first victim. In his last text to his friend, it mentioned him having these sexual dreams every night, and he considered himself no longer a virgin because the dreams were so vivid. Alex was found dead, drowned in his goldfish bowl 1 hour after the text was sent. Alex's back had claw marks that infected his skin. Pieces of glitter where imbedded in his flesh.
by Coolbreezex82x July 13, 2022
Get the The Red Phantommug. An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
by Tojo June 27, 2014
Get the Phantom Erectionmug. A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.
by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009
Get the Phantom Actionmug. When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
Get the panty phantommug. when it’s cold outside when you’re smoking weed so when you exhale you can’t tell if it’s smoke or just your breath. (cause danny phantom would like see his breath around other ghosts)
can be used as danny phantomed, danny phantoming, etc
can be used as danny phantomed, danny phantoming, etc
by eggboi June 19, 2017
Get the Danny Phantomedmug. A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
by MGE95 September 6, 2018
Get the phantom sneezemug.