Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.

"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"

by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

The Red Phantom

This is a legend about a woman known as the Red Phantom. It is about a witch in Kentucky that could make her soul leave her body and rape her victims in their sleep. Over time the victim becomes obsessed with her human form. They will see her and wonder where they know her from. They become obsessed with the witch. It will eventually drive them mad and they end up killing themselves. It's reported that all the victims were virgins. Alex age 26 was her first victim. In his last text to his friend, it mentioned him having these sexual dreams every night, and he considered himself no longer a virgin because the dreams were so vivid. Alex was found dead, drowned in his goldfish bowl 1 hour after the text was sent. Alex's back had claw marks that infected his skin. Pieces of glitter where imbedded in his flesh.

Bruh, I think Katy is The Red Phantom, everyone is crazy about her!

by Coolbreezex82x July 13, 2022

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.

Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.

by Trebor J January 12, 2017

phantom menacing

A close cousin to submarining but not exactly ghosting, phantom menacing is the continuous act of showing signs of life on someone's social media feed (mostly through likes, possibly retweets) repeatedly or in intermittent patterns. But what makes phantom menacing different from submarining is that the phantom menace never actually opens up a line of dialog with the target in public conversation or private messaging.

While a person can phantom menace someone of any gender that they have a platonic relationship with, phantom menacing is virtually always done to a woman by a man after hooking up or dating. He will do this for weeks or even several months after he last exchanged a word with her yet never actually talk to her even after liking hundreds of her tweets.

"Remember that guy John I hooked up with forever ago at that party? We still follow each other on Facebook even though we haven't spoken in almost a year. Why does he keep phantom menacing me every few months by liking up every single post yet not saying anything? I don't live in a fuckin guarded tower, JUST TALK TO ME."

by bufonidae666 August 1, 2018