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fucking this shit up

when you're absolutely devouring a lavish piece of food
i'm fucking this shit up, this poptart go crazy
by cdot osama December 20, 2022
mugGet the fucking this shit upmug.

Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.
What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.
by Marica Linn January 30, 2021
mugGet the Fuck shit aroundmug.

fuck shit

a high person, likely to be found on the streets of Melbourne, who speaks mostly in profanities
Person 1: I hope there arenโ€™t any Fuck Shits on the train today?
Person 2: Itโ€™s the Dandenong line, of course there will be Fuck Shits!
by babefest April 17, 2024
mugGet the fuck shitmug.

fuck shit up

Im ready to fuck shit up!
by Trappel May 7, 2021
mugGet the fuck shit upmug.

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? ๐Ÿ‘ŒSo brave๐Ÿ‘Œ Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
mugGet the This shit's fucking wrongmug.

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
mugGet the Fuck Shit Taxmug.

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
by Thatโ€™s rough buddy March 24, 2024
mugGet the oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKmug.

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