by narkism October 12, 2020

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023

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alien sunset

when a girl gives birth on your face

Did you hear about Jessica last week?? Apparently she did an alien sunset on Josh.

by lil_swagger07 January 14, 2018

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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.

Hey look at that fat alien whale

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

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Aliens

The most awesome creatures to never walk the planet

Stupid aliens avocados

by Alexandra Beckerman September 4, 2016

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Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

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