Past: Penn Charter football teabagged Haverford 56-0 last week.
Future: Penn Charter is going to teabag Germantown Academy next week and win the championship.
Present: As of now Penn Charter is teabagging the Inter-ac with a record of 4-0
Future: Penn Charter is going to teabag Germantown Academy next week and win the championship.
Present: As of now Penn Charter is teabagging the Inter-ac with a record of 4-0
by Tdizzel November 5, 2006
Get the teabag mug.sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping
by douglas June 14, 2004
Get the teabag mug.2. An incredibly vile way to drink Caesars (vodka & clamato +), in which the drinker dunks a (clean) tampon into their beverage, and then sucks the beverage from the sodden tampon. The tampon in this case, is the teabag.
by haysoos March 28, 2005
Get the teabag mug.A Tabapartment is a particularly low form of social housing in Britain. It is a flat , usually found on the worst of council 'sink estates' and would be the worst of the worst of the apartments occupied therein.
Typically, a Tabapartment would be inhabited by a single, detestable and therefore lonely misanthropic drug addict/alcoholic/personality disordered psycho, usually all of the above hence the 'tab' or tablet prefix.
Absent from this type of apartmnent, if the police and social services are doing their jobs correctly would be any children of either sex under the age of 16.
So the typical tabapartment would be a bedsit, (laughingly referred to as a 'studio flat') or a one bedroom flat subject to several council fumigation orders and with police ram holes in the door. The carpets,where there are any and where the had not been chewed,powedered inhaled or smoked would stick to your feet with some form of animal or human excretia trod into rough nylon pile.
The windows would , typically be boarded up usually with the cardboard from smuggled tobacco cartons. There would be little or no furniture as it is usually sold to feed the habit, except of course for the computer and chair. We are in Trainspotting country here.
Luckily no children would be living in these conditions as they would have been taken into care or adopted, or the residents have rendered themselves infertile by their ifestyles. Thank God.
Tabapartments house the dregs of mankind, the underclass, the uneducated ignorant
whose sole ambition is their next hit or giro. (welfare payout)
Typically, a Tabapartment would be inhabited by a single, detestable and therefore lonely misanthropic drug addict/alcoholic/personality disordered psycho, usually all of the above hence the 'tab' or tablet prefix.
Absent from this type of apartmnent, if the police and social services are doing their jobs correctly would be any children of either sex under the age of 16.
So the typical tabapartment would be a bedsit, (laughingly referred to as a 'studio flat') or a one bedroom flat subject to several council fumigation orders and with police ram holes in the door. The carpets,where there are any and where the had not been chewed,powedered inhaled or smoked would stick to your feet with some form of animal or human excretia trod into rough nylon pile.
The windows would , typically be boarded up usually with the cardboard from smuggled tobacco cartons. There would be little or no furniture as it is usually sold to feed the habit, except of course for the computer and chair. We are in Trainspotting country here.
Luckily no children would be living in these conditions as they would have been taken into care or adopted, or the residents have rendered themselves infertile by their ifestyles. Thank God.
Tabapartments house the dregs of mankind, the underclass, the uneducated ignorant
whose sole ambition is their next hit or giro. (welfare payout)
Typical Tabapartment resident after dinner chat:
User: Paedophilia obsession is a sign of childhood traumas
Tab: if a girl goes out half dressed in the winter and stands around looking for punters, then shes in danger
Tab: on drugs eh
User: I do confess; I get aroused at the prospect of grooming steve eh
Vanjebber: DRUGGIES !!!!
Vanjebber: slag?
Vanjebber: whore?
Tab: mashed brains
Tab: any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges
User: Paedophilia obsession is a sign of childhood traumas
Tab: if a girl goes out half dressed in the winter and stands around looking for punters, then shes in danger
Tab: on drugs eh
User: I do confess; I get aroused at the prospect of grooming steve eh
Vanjebber: DRUGGIES !!!!
Vanjebber: slag?
Vanjebber: whore?
Tab: mashed brains
Tab: any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges
by DHSS watchdog March 31, 2009
Get the tabapartment mug.a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with shelly last night?
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
by smarmogoyf May 17, 2011
Get the boston teabag mug.(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.
Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.
Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.
Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU
by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011
Get the Facial Aerial Teabag mug.1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.
While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.
by Buck Russell December 30, 2008
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