Mashed Gabe Tators

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

Taylor Launter

An actor who is sometimes the only reason why people would watch the Twlight. He's the werewolf that knows mechanics. Probably has more fangirls than any other character in the movie/book. And a hell lot more attractive than that God-damn Marty Stu Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison
He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Taylor Launter is much more attractive than Robert Pattison

by - - Lucky x Charms August 20, 2010

Taylor Swift

An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.

Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert

fan: I want to be just like her!!!!

by TaySwiftyfan13132 December 12, 2011

taylor trash

1)An American whom lives in Taylor, Michigan. These smelly toothless bastards can be identified by their love for nascar, driving rusted out 1987 chevy pick-up trucks, owning more guns than the united states army, have lots of young children whom never seem to grow up, jobless, woman beating, and all around racist waste breathing up my air.

2) one whom fucks there cousin

jesus, mary the taylor trash parked his pick-up on the lawn agian.

by nakedindian August 19, 2006

Taylor Swift

The fierce motherfucking queen of the world. The end.

Feeling like a Taylor Swift today

by 1989<3 May 15, 2015

taylor

freak in bed

god damn she was taylor

by pearlllypoop March 18, 2009

Taylor Lautner

Cutest guy in the world. And by cute, I mean cute-cute, not hot-cute, even though he is, sort of. Taylor is also what many consider to be a future Disney representative, as he is constantly smiley and should have his own TV show just for that. He'd dazzle little girls all over the world. Known best for being Jacob Black in New Moon, he looks a million times better without the wig.

TwiFan1: OhMiGawd, isn't that Taylor Lautner, aka, Jacob Black??
TwiFan2:OMT! It is!
Taylor: *smiles*
TwiFan1: He's so CUTE!

by SlashWraith March 15, 2009