California pop tart

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.
My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!
by Spasa Jovanovich December 08, 2007
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dirty pop tart

A beatiful looking beast beast named CarryAnn, she loves sweets and pop-tarts.
by I like noodles12345 December 10, 2018
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mexican pop tart

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006
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Fat-tart

somebody that acts gay, retarded, stupid, funny or Just plain fruity. Used to describe a drunk or someone who runs like Forest Gump.
Joe is such a fat-tart He got drunk and ran around the neighborhood rubbing his tummy Yelling "The British are coming The British are coming!"
by Carpe Diem DLA February 18, 2009
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burned flop tart

word used by white people to describe ugly black girls with floppy titties.
I saw some mad burned flop tarts today.
by Bob Jenkins March 22, 2005
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french pop tart

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.
When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.
by Zoidberg's bitch April 16, 2016
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nerd ass pop tart

Being a nerd ass pop tart means to get no play, no bitches and overthink everything. Really it’s just a bum who doesn’t do shit and expects everything to come to him and go his way.
Damn that dude Jackson is a nerd ass pop tart
by JustANewsTeller November 06, 2022
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