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SWAG

Scientific Wild Assed Guess.To be seen as knowledgeable when you dont have a clue.
Person 1:Who's going to win the election ?
Person 2:I dunno,if I had to make a SWAG,I'd say it's gonna be the one who doesn't lose the most.
by woodye November 6, 2012
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Swag

Swag is when a person holds semen (AKA sperm, jizz, cum)
under their tongue for one minute, then swishes it thoroughly
around their mouth and gargles it.
Guy 1: Yo, I got swag.
Guy 2:...So you play with semen? Sick f*ck.
by Lexixel August 6, 2009
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Swag

Normally used in a "positive" way but always used to describe the minuscule accomplishments in one's life. Popularized by terrible "musicians" it is now used by almost everyone between the age groups of 14-21 to describe anything and everything they do because it makes them feel better about themselves.
John: Hey man I just ate a sandwich for lunch!
DeSean: Swag.
Jeremy: DeSean, you're an idiot.....
by IRHTWS September 17, 2011
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SWAG

Something We Africans Got!

you have got to admit at some point that most africans or african americans do have amazing appearance, style, and personal presentation.
by Jada Boi April 23, 2010
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Swag

The most overused, most annoying fucking word of all fucking time. Some don't know this, but swag actually means "secretly we are gay" (look it up) and was used in the 1960s and 1970s by a group of gay guys. Everyone uses this shitty word. You use it, your mom uses it, your teacher uses it, your classmates use it, shitty rappers use it, scene kids use it, retards use it, everyone does. Nowadays, it's used as a word to mean "cool" and shit. People who use this word or "have swag" are called swaggers (more like swaggots). They fucking wear backwards bright-colored baseball caps and really skinny jeans (and they sometimes wear it really low, this skinny jeans thing has been going ever since people like Drake and Lil' Wayne wore them. Now you'll see many boys in high school wearing them.). They also wear YOLO shirts or sleeveless somewhat big shirts and square or circle-shaped earrings. When it's a black guy, his hair is usually just short. When the swaggot is a white boy, he usually either has that weird Zayn Malik haircut or he has an emo haircut (straight hair with a fringe). They listen to shit like Drake, Lil' Wayne, Soulja Boy, Rihanna, Lil B and shit. And even the white guys go off saying "nigga" all day, trying to be black when they're as black as Johnny Rebel, and they call themselves hip-hop fans but they probably don't even know Sugar Hill Gang or NWA.
Austin Mahone has swag. He is afraid to leave the closet.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 December 17, 2013
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SWAG

Originally said by movie, TV, Music stars at award shows for Shit We All Get.
Look at all this SWAG in my bag.
by Iddywacu July 1, 2015
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Swag

Swag is either

1: A dumb ass wigger teen who fails at exams and wears shitty clothes that makes him look like a fucking retard
2: A stupid high pitched male boy who watches pewdiepie and all those other annoying ass video game players on YouTube.
3: The act of "coming out of the closet"
johnny: I GOT SO MUCH SWAG! SWAGALICIOUS SWAGimasterbatetomyselfinfrontofthemirrorALICIOUS!
Dave: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOVE YOUR SLOT GLASSES UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS!!!
by BOZKYRKYZTASHYTSOSSOS November 7, 2013
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