by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
Get the Surprise Slurpiemug. The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprisemug. A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
Get the Sailor Surprisemug. by Mechsen April 11, 2015
Get the Blackberry Surprisemug. The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
by ZonaPeligrosa June 7, 2018
Get the Saskatchewan Surprisemug. A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
Get the Chobani surprisemug. When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
Get the waffle surprisemug.