aarons dad

A nigga who blast when you are born and says he going to Walmart and he ain't ever come back he also gives his sons trash baseball genes and makes them ass at all sports
by Yeet nigga June 27, 2017
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Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
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Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.
Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.
by Jarbour February 15, 2021
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Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .
Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !
by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 27, 2020
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Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.
by The_Annonymous_Human September 06, 2023
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dad juice

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(
by puzzytank April 19, 2017
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