Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

one stroke bloke

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

by johnljj January 3, 2014

Grandpa strokes

When a man fucks a girl slow the whole time giving her no pleasure

Yea ion fuck wit him no more his dick was tiny and he had dem grandpa strokes

by Spilledmilksteve August 5, 2020

strokeular

When a bunch of songs in an album start sounding the same. Like how The Strokes do a lot.

Stadium Arcadium has a lot of strokeular songs.

by chives42 October 5, 2007

strokin

1:masturbating, playing with ones genitals 2: sucking dick

I'll call you later, im strokin

Get to strokin bitch.

by yo mommma fo sho EBONY April 28, 2006

stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009