As I picked up the phone on the second ring, I heard her voice. My girlfriend, Amanda.
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...
Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...
Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!
by sexyhor May 30, 2021
Get the Sex storymug. 1. Any stories involving sex, attempts to have sex, or failures related to sex.
2. A fratire author who tells stories consistent with definition 1.
2. A fratire author who tells stories consistent with definition 1.
Remember that Brazillian tranny we met at the mega club last night? Sit down, because boy do I have the pork story of pork stories for you!
by vinnyvegas February 28, 2008
Get the Pork storiesmug. This is a lesbian sex story:
So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
I giggled naughtily and took off the dildo and my panties and she crawled forward and started licking my raw pussy aggressively while i was still standing up. I moaned and moaned and held her head tightly pulling her deeper inside me. Then i grabbed her arm and pulled her upstairs where i threw her on my bed and then i followed and i started licking her beautiful and tight pussy passionately with her thick thighs around my head and it felt so fucking good! I'd wanted to do this to her for a long time ;). I then stopped and pulled myself up towards her and my face fell really close to hers and i said "happy birthday baby" then she replied with "best birthday EVER" then we passionately and aggressively kissed and fingered each other all night until we collapsed and i woke up with her tongue in my mouth and wet fingers and a wet pussy with 3 of her fingers inside me and a LOT of cum stains. Thats my sex story
by HOT SEX STORIES January 17, 2023
Get the Sex Storymug. I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?
by TdsoMs June 5, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. This is a sex story.
Janelle walked up the driveway of the party in a tight miniskirt and only a bra. Her high heels clacked on the pavement and she pushed open the door to find beer and guys everywhere. They were all mingling around. She sat down and grabbed a small beer, and looked around to find the host. As she waited, a handsome but obscure man walked up and sat down.
He unzipped his hoodie and showed his face. "Who are you?" he asked, his eyes greedily devouring her huge breasts.
"Janelle, you? And do you know where Tina is?" Janelle answered primly, but her pussy was starting to get warm.
"Mark. Tina's right over there," he answered, pointing. "But wait."
Janelle swished her hair around and looked questioningly at Mark. "What?"
"Come with me. I'll show you where she is."
Mark led her down a few hallways and finally they got to a bedroom suite.
"What? Tina's not in here!" Janelle stubbornly started to leave.
"Tina isn't. But..." Mark trailed off, and Janelle noticed the tent in his pants.
She smiled and he walked towards her, his shirt already off.
"May I?" he asked.
"Oh yes, yes you may." Janelle smiled, and unbuttoned her skirt. There were no panties. She also took off her bra.
Her breasts were huge.
The rest... is R.
Janelle walked up the driveway of the party in a tight miniskirt and only a bra. Her high heels clacked on the pavement and she pushed open the door to find beer and guys everywhere. They were all mingling around. She sat down and grabbed a small beer, and looked around to find the host. As she waited, a handsome but obscure man walked up and sat down.
He unzipped his hoodie and showed his face. "Who are you?" he asked, his eyes greedily devouring her huge breasts.
"Janelle, you? And do you know where Tina is?" Janelle answered primly, but her pussy was starting to get warm.
"Mark. Tina's right over there," he answered, pointing. "But wait."
Janelle swished her hair around and looked questioningly at Mark. "What?"
"Come with me. I'll show you where she is."
Mark led her down a few hallways and finally they got to a bedroom suite.
"What? Tina's not in here!" Janelle stubbornly started to leave.
"Tina isn't. But..." Mark trailed off, and Janelle noticed the tent in his pants.
She smiled and he walked towards her, his shirt already off.
"May I?" he asked.
"Oh yes, yes you may." Janelle smiled, and unbuttoned her skirt. There were no panties. She also took off her bra.
Her breasts were huge.
The rest... is R.
by pseudonym1989 October 6, 2011
Get the sex storymug. Also known as Maplevirus. Possibly the gayest game known to man. A complete waste of the world's bandwidth. The whole game is about killing retarded animals that look worse than a piece of crap after a mexican food eating contest. And to top it all off, you have retarded facial expressions and a bunch of immiture dick licks of 12 years old and some 30 year old pedifiles that think it is cool going around calling everybody n00bs and @sses.
Retard #1: wOw I'm like totally like going like to like go and like play like maple story!!111!!!
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Retard #1: No way man. I will like trade with like somebody like else.
Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
Retard #1: Maplevirus is my life!!!!111!!!
Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.
Retard #2: Wow!!111!! That's so sweEt dude! So am like I. Can I trade you my wooden sword for your penis helmet?
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Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
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Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.
by boogersniffer May 22, 2007
Get the Maple Storymug. Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."
Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."
by daprodigy23 September 8, 2011
Get the Avani Storymug.