Steam Engine

Place a straw in your dickhole, smoke a cigarette, blow smoke in the straw. After smoke is blown into the straw, take the straw out, trapping the smoke in the penis. Once the smoke is trapped in the penis, you squeeze your penis so smoke rings come out of your penis.

My girl came over last night and i gave her the steam engine. CHOO CHOO!

by bag o' dicks July 2, 2012

bolivian steamboat

the enraged act of shitting in someones pool, spa, or water feature.....if properly achieved the shit should float across the surface, giving off a plume of steam that packs an harrasing odur

the pensioner collapsed to his knees twitching, while having flashbacks to vietnam, for even the war had not prepared him for what awaited him in his beloved fish pond....he looked into the eye of the beast, it stared back..plumes of steam rising into the air....he would never know who did the deed....all he knew was someone had the first attack of many to come.....the dreaded bolivian steamboat....no fish scoop would ever take down this deamon

by the devious T August 4, 2006

steamboating

having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.

"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"

by Sinker23 May 28, 2006

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Steamy Gibraltar

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.

Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008