Squead

A penis fart.

Person 1: "I don't know what came out of my dick but it seemed like a fart."

Person 2: "you mean a squead"

by Mykahl January 19, 2017

Squeakquel'ed

Binge drinking with friends to the point of vomiting, while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009). The high-pitch voices of the chipmunks/chipettes cause you to induce your own vomiting to get it over with. Usually followed by getting munk'd to the prequel movie.

Michael only got squeakquel'ed once in his lifetime because it was just so goddamn irritating.

by magicmikexxl May 13, 2018

SQUEALA

A woman who oohs and ahhs, just to make you come quicker.

How did your hook up go/tURNED OUT TO BE SQUEALA

by Jahville April 4, 2018

Philadelphia Squeaky

When a girl gets fucked by a dog but has her clit rubbed by a human at the same time

Boy: You think that dog's down with doing a philadelphia squeaky?
Girl: I don't want to be fucked by a dog
Boy: I'll be there to rub your clit, it'll be good

by 2cheynez December 5, 2013

Cheek Squeaking

Tittie fucking an ass crack

She wouldn't let me hit it, but I was cheek squeaking for ten minutes.

by JayBird1983 January 19, 2017

Cute squeaky wheel

An annoying cute person that asks questions all the time

You are a cute squeaky wheel

by Ya monkin boy boy October 13, 2017

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019