by OG White Van November 04, 2016
A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 01, 2007
A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
by Buffy Trace April 28, 2016
What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.
My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair
by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023
Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
by justme62 September 21, 2021
Gaydar Squats: "Mr. Sullivan's wrestling attire was setting off Mr. Weiss' Gaydar while having Mr. Sullivan Spot him during an intense session of squats."
by Daveyboy23 December 02, 2008