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Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch
by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025
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Spaffwaffle

Someone who likes the sound of their own voice, nonsense lies and repeated mumbo jumbo fall freely from ones mouth with the inability to stop and then it just keeps going because someone some where is watching or listening. Hopefully...
Did you see ( ???) interview the other day what spaffwaffle he was spewing this time.
by Rainyrainbow February 15, 2025
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spaffbucket

A promiscuous woman, will sleep with anyone, really cheap, often found in Wetherspoons
Man 1: Oh man, check her out over there, look at that ass!

Man 2: Oh, dude, not her, shes a right spaffbucket, she sucks dicks round the back of spoons for a baggy.
by TopicopediaPodcast March 18, 2025
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Scoffloding

To constantly play an unplayable computer game, despite all its issues and never winning at the game, just wasting time knowing it’s pointless but not giving up.
I hate the fact we’ve wasted 4 hours again, such scoffloding.

You are a scoffloder, just play another game.

What we doing tonight? Some scoffloding?
by Original Scoffloder May 9, 2025
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Scoffentainious (adj.)

A scoffing reaction or expression that spreads quickly from one person to others, causing a chain of sarcastic or mocking disbelief.

In other words, it means contagious scoffing.
Scoffentainious (adj.)
Describing a scoff or sarcastic disbelief that spreads quickly from one person to others, often causing a chain reaction of mocking laughter or incredulous reactions.

Example: Her scoffentainious attitude was so infectious, soon the entire group was laughing at the ridiculous claim.
by milan1311 June 11, 2025
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Spiff

A person who likes little girls and takes it from dem
You see all the people diddy and Tracy spiffed
by Babysplat556 June 15, 2025
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