Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
Get the splatch mug.1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
by Beef Stuart August 21, 2008
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a. Slatty - Getting drunk past the point you intended to achieve.
b. Slatty - being angry or upset/ in a bad mood/ bitchy.
b. Slatty - being angry or upset/ in a bad mood/ bitchy.
a. You got so slatty last night, you managed to puke all over your girl friend.
b. Your girl friend was so slatty after you puked on her last night.
b. Your girl friend was so slatty after you puked on her last night.
by d met August 24, 2006
Get the slatty mug.Stealing a large quantity of Taco Bell hot souce(at least 40 packages), then proceeding by opening the package and throwing it at a cars windshield.
by a guy that loves to party September 23, 2011
Get the Splatting mug.1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
Get the Ninja Splatter mug.While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
Get the Spits and Splatters mug.to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012
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