sisi speech

A bunch of unfinished sentences that use rounds of applause as punctuation

He gave a really sisi speech

by Noms January 3, 2016

pigeon speedball

A mixer of Neurosleep and pre-workout designed for those abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Get that missionary a pigeon speedball, we will go HAM.

by Dudda121asdfsadf April 11, 2019

high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

by Sunyshine August 24, 2020

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010

speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.

She must be a speed skater.

by Golfergal April 3, 2006

speedcube

A speedcube is a Rubik's cube that has been specially prepared for speedcubing. Preparation often includes adjusting the screws and lubing the inner mechanism with a silicone-based spray.

The speedcuber was terribly upset when his favourite speedcube was stolen.

by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

Speed Watching

The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;

1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.

1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.

2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.

3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.

by Benson C October 7, 2008