Spanish Raping

Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.

Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!

by Jake From Statefarm August 20, 2013

Spanish Teacher

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

by Michael Weber October 10, 2005

spanish teabagging

When a man rubs his testicles on a woman's cleavage.

"Spanish Teabagging is a sexual practice common among the most selective of deviants."
"Yo, I totally spanish teabagged my date last night!"

by Pletzturrai February 16, 2009

spanish punisher

Essentially, it's a double shocker. You place your palms together and fold your index fingers inwards.

So I was givin this chick the "shocker", she seemed to like it so I threw her a curve ball and graduated to the spanish punisher.

by Tyrone Biggums May 13, 2005

Spanish Rub Job

The act of rubbing ones penis on the side of a face with extreme facial hair. Thus causing a 'cock burn'

Shit my dick is so sore from getting a Spanish rub job last night.

by kyle queef July 21, 2009

Spanish Bombs

(n.) A song that is constantly sung and remixed, to the point that the song is absolutely nothing like the original. Derived from an original song titled "Spanish Bombs"

"Spanish bombs, raining down on my parade! *Dance*"

by csteclaire September 20, 2009

Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009