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Soggy Sombrero 

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”

Soggy Poggy 

When you release your smooth ejaculate in her ass and spread her cheeks so hard her asshole makes an O resembling the Pog Man
Jaquis: Hey wanna try the Soggy Poggy?
Kyle III: I will shoot you
Jaquis: Go ahead daddy
Soggy Poggy by Non Long Shlong March 16, 2021

Soggy Marag Dhubh 

A tradition typically performed by the Cormack family, like a game of soggy biscuit but with a gaelic twist to it. Anually played on Rabbie Burns day.
Arc - "hey Iain, fancy a game of Soggy Marag Dhubh?"
Iain - "sure as long as Ruaraidh joins this time"

Soggy vagina 

The girl i hooked up with had a soggy vagina
Soggy vagina by That1b1tch2790 April 20, 2021

Soggy from the chemo

Line from MCR song Cancer. “ baby I’m just ‘soggy from the chemo’”
Baby I’m just soggy from the chemoooooooo

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.
Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
Nah I like it”