Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019

Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

Soft and Hot

How I like my cookies and girls.

Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.

by kbjc December 31, 2017

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021