by NataWolf November 19, 2015
Get the social aptitudemug. by Whitword October 25, 2017
Get the social sneakermug. A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.
by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009
Get the Social Cobwebmug. A Social Turd is a term which can be used for two main reasons:
1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.
2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
1) To describe something most unpleasant and obscene upon the eye in society. A someone or something which has figuratively taken a large stinking crap on a community.
2) The very opposite of a Social Butterfly, now this particular variety of humanity, differs from your mundane Wallflower - it is someone who is mute for a large amount of time until the occasion arises and they vocalise unpleasant comments in a situation, thus, dropping a log in a public place.
Use your imagination for the following:
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.
This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!
2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.
3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
1) I take a stroll through a public place and I see a newly ‘in love’ couple - chewing each other’s faces off.
This is a Social Turd because the young nor the elderly or any age between need to see two faces combining like something from Alien. Also, there is no need to remind the sad members of your community of their singleness!
2) “We need a Social Turd ‘scoop up’ !” exclaimed the snobbish, job’s worth from the local neighbourhood watch, with a fake accent.
3) A group of teen females strut down the school corridor on none school uniform day: their attire is cheap Primark leggings and a cropped toothpaste stained hoodie. These young women who are our future, sport not Camel Toes but entire Camel Hooves! A true Social Turd.
by Uncle Geoffrey January 16, 2020
Get the Social Turdmug. Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt
Kara: She's not my Aunt
Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down
Kara: She's not my Aunt
Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down
by jayne8891 September 24, 2013
Get the Social Auntiemug. commiting an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle
to kill one's social life
to kill one's social life
John commited social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.
Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.
Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.
by Washington Socialites January 28, 2005
Get the social suicidemug. Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!
This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
You: You're sooooo socially awkward.
Me: Actually im awkwardly social...
You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?
Me:..... you know it
Me: Actually im awkwardly social...
You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?
Me:..... you know it
by MrWhiffynutz June 29, 2011
Get the Awkwardly Socialmug.