Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Soberian

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)

I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.

by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018

Sobral

An African jew albino male who behaves irrationally and only says and does cancer. Probably drives an old car with broken exhaust or a new VW.

Look there comes a Sobral ! Better watch out !

by Geuvanos Freramias December 7, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Sober Chomp

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019

sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink

Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim

by Sober Steve August 11, 2019