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Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.
Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.
Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves
by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025
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Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 3, 2023
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Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
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Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.
Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”
by qqquota December 14, 2024
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