They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.
Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.
by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023

Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?
Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.
Damn, thats cold.
Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.
Damn, thats cold.
by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018

by sncf69 May 4, 2022

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.
I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.
by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009
