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smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.
Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.
by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024
mugGet the smooth mindedmug.

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
mugGet the The Smooth Criminalmug.

coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.
Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.
by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018
mugGet the coolie smoothmug.

smooth bore

An adult without any teeth. Usually great at providing head.
Buster's new boyfriend is a smooth bore. Not a tooth in his head. He gives the best gummies.
by sncf69 May 4, 2022
mugGet the smooth boremug.

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out
Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal
by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025
mugGet the Smooth Criminalmug.

smooth sexting

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.
I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.
by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009
mugGet the smooth sextingmug.

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