sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.

Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen

by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005

sleighed

a.)a way of saying owned
b.)a way of saying "to make someone laugh"

a.) guy: dude i totally sleighed that guy at tekken 3!
b.) girl: oh tamara, you were so funny on the netball pitch when you kept dropping the ball! you sleigh me! hahaha!

by mimzxo October 29, 2009

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.

Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

by Liney4Life October 9, 2008

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007

Arab Sleigh Ride

A raunchy, but disturbingly pleasurable, sex act in which the male defecates and then urinates on the female's back. He then proceeds to climb on top of the female's slick back and slides back and forth in the waste until the couple is sufficiently aroused.

The most widely practiced variant is the Somalian Sleigh Ride where the woman takes the place of the man.

Matt: "Do you mind if I go for an Arab Sleigh Ride?"
Jackie: "Not particularly."

"Yesterday Afternoon I took an Arab Sleigh Ride on Peggy Sue's back. I rode her till I got chafed."

by Will Dubya September 7, 2008

sleeping bo'

1. A sleeping bag for the Maccabees
2. A gangsta' rhyme

1. Did you bring your sleeping bo'? Cause we're sleeping on the floor?
2. Ev'rybody get on the flo', fo' sho', with a ho, in a sleeping bo'!

by Miriam the Cougar April 1, 2005