slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

slapple

slap a nipple

Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"

by h0tp0ckets March 7, 2015

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022