simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

simmonds

the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism

im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck

by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018

simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*

*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard

by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019

Simonas

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

by Gayagyagay February 5, 2020

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022